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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|09:28 pm] |
Ello world!
Mi name es Harrrrrrrrrrrison y yo tengo una caja pequita en mis pantalones. pero, es okay, porque muchas chicas me dan los numeros y cuando esto, tengo "HUGE WANG!"
okay, but seriously now....
I am severely lonely and depressed. I check my facebook at least seven million times a hour. I pray that some sad girl will see my mediocre picture on there and say, "Maybe I'll give him a chance." BUt 9 times out of 10, that girl lacks a vagina. This letter is a desperate call for vagina.
To one and all:
I am begging entry to your vaginas. I have waited 19, almost 20, sad and long years. My cantalope cannot do me justice anymore. PLEASE! Fufill my dreams, and give me what I want, desire, crave.... VAGINA!!!!!!
but even more seriously,
I need to tell you all of this one incident that happened the other day. I ALMOST got vagina. So I was sitting in class, minding my bees wax. (put a beat in that when you read that last sentence) When this vagina out no where sat next to me. I was all, "OH shit! Can't be distracted. I gotsa to do my work." But this biznatch was all, "Yo, hit me up on these digits." So I did. Turns out, she lives in the outskirts of nowhere with some real biznatches and hoes. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING????
but really really more seriously,
I have this friend, her name is Lesley and she is dying. sorta. so like give some hella amounts of money and pray like no other for this biznatch. cause lesley is da one and only biznatch. like what what?
My life is really boring. and if you actually read all of this, that means you life must be pretty boring too. HAHA! I just made fun of your ass. Oh? Are you crying? I'm sorry. Do you have a vagina? Are you vulnerable? SWEET! Want to go camping?
xoxo
Harrison "ESTEBAN" Dangerman |
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[Nov. 7th, 2006|10:47 pm] |
Hang in there K-fed , this must be the hardest two weeks in your life.
Stay black.
- popozao |
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[Aug. 20th, 2006|02:02 am] |
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So who saw snakes on a plane this weekend? |
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[Aug. 17th, 2006|05:05 pm] |
I got 20 tickets to see snakes on a plane.
woot |
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| SUP LJ ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT MY LIFE AND HOW IT IS DOING. |
[Aug. 2nd, 2006|07:05 pm] |
Monday I started going to Labonte's Auto School. I'm doing the week thing so I get there at 9 , I leave at 3
Its been a fun time. Not only are the students stupid , the teacher is a nutjob.
Today my teacher went on a 30 minute rant about livestock....
Heres the whole story.
So he starts talking about registering and the title all that crap and he goes on about buying used cars and how your need the prof of purchase if your selling our car. This is where it gets bad , you know what you also needs prof of purchase when selling it? livestock!
So with him just saying livestock he starts telling evryone storys of him with chickens and cows.
like how back in the day one of his firends put a rooster baby with all of his hen babys and one day the rooster woke him up .... okay good to know. BUT GUESS WHAT . with his stupid talk about live stalk he misses key things on the test
FE . HE SKIPED A WHOLE FUCKING THING ABOUT DOUBLE YELLOW SOILD LINES IN THE ROAD.
the people are stupid as hell , like the girls behind me.
Girl one: hey what did you pack for lunch
Girl two: well I had a BLT sandwich but a threw it away cuz it smelt like bacon
As I hear this I open my eyes and slam my head on the desk ...
anyway its all good , makes up for a good story. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2006|02:14 am] |
1- FIVE MAJOR THINGS YOU LOVE
a. "the craft"
b. Star fox quotes
c. DDR
d. paintball
e. Snakes on a plane
2-FIVE MAJOR THINGS YOU HATE
a. PEEPS
b. hyenas
c. SNAKES
d. paper cuts
e. hights
3.FIVE MINOR THINGS YOU LOVE
a. Purps
b. ninjas
c. magic
d. mike jones
e. guitar hero
4-FIVE MINOR THINGS YOU HATE
a. Flu
b. murloc aggro
c. BRAAARRLLLLLLL
d. counterspells
e. "YOU ARE THE BOMB"
5-FIVE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
a. I r nerd
b. im not the juggernaut , bitch
c. I like to cut myself now and then , SO I CAN MAKE SURE I CAN FEEL PAIN.
d. I like to rock out
e. I CAN COOK STUFF
6-FIVE THINGS YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH
a. become the first black president
b. ride a camel
c. drive some day
d. go to some college
e. lern to fight like a man
7-FIVE BANDS YOU LIKE
a. Daft punk
b. aquabats
c. The mars volta
d. led zepplin
e. the who
8-FIVE FRIENDS
a. Dillon
b. jason G
c. braxton
d. chealse
e. jason p
9-FIVE REGRETS
a. telling the cops
b. telling the cops
c. telling the cops
d. telling the cops
e. telling ON the cops
10-FIVE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD DO THIS!!!
all my
homes on the west side |
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[Mar. 12th, 2006|04:08 pm] |
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